I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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