Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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