i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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