i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My liver just had a heart attack.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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