Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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