I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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