i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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