I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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