pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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