i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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