Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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