the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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