are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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