He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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