your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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