I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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