Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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