My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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