yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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