if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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