I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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