i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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