I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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