3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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