dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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