We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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