I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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