I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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