Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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