The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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