I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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