i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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