no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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