Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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