writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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