I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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