i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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