Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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