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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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