too bad you live with your parents still
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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