If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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