WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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