Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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