i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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