Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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