Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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