Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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