I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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