And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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