Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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